Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Turning into a werewolf for a hot second



He always imagined it'd be a lot sexier.
Like, wouldn't his dick get all hard and rage-monstery?
What about his muscles? Wouldn't they bulge, like he always wanted?
If you're talking about wolfing out,
Wouldn't you expect at least a lengthening of the jaw?
Some spittle to shine your mettle
For you are now the beast everyone feared you were?
Man he just didn't realize
He'd be taking care of his kids,
Running logistics for his mate to hunt,
She's faster, and that's okay.
He thought he'd at least taste blood first
Instead of waiting, patiently,
For his pack to have their fill.
Man, wolf life is better on paper.